听错歌词搞笑大全 那些年我们听错了的歌词

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1、 一休的日文主题歌,格叽,格叽,格叽,格叽格叽,阿姨洗痰盂。。。。。 2、有一句词:打起鼓,敲起锣我爸一直听成大屁股,翘起来他还纳闷儿呢,把屁股翘起来干吗? 3、第一次

  1、 一休的日文主题歌,格叽,格叽,格叽,格叽格叽,阿姨洗痰盂。。。。。​1, one of the Japanese theme song, grid grumble, grumble grumble lattice,lattice, lattice grid grumble grumble, aunt washing spittoon..... I

  2、有一句词:“打起鼓,敲起锣”我爸一直听成“大屁股,翘起来”他还纳闷儿呢,把屁股翘起来干吗?​2, there is one word: "playing drums, gongs" my dad always listen to become "big ass up," he also wondered, curled tail you why?

  3、第一次听赵咏华的《最浪漫的事》,那句“我能想到最浪漫的事,就是和你一起慢慢变老”我听成:“我能想到最浪漫的事,就是和你一起卖卖电脑!”当时以为是中关村在打广告。​3, the first time I listened to Cyndi Chaw "the most romantic thing", the phrase "Ican think of the most romantic thing, is getting old with you" I listen to become: "I can think of the most romantic thing, is to sell the computer with you together!"thought is the Zhongguancun in advertising. I

  4、程琳的《信天游》“大雁听过我的歌,小河亲过我的脸”听成:“大爷听过我的歌,小伙亲过我的脸”,心想这是什么女人嘛!​一点点语录网4, Lin Cheng's "Xintianyou" "geese heard my song River, dear my face" listen to become: "big ye hear my song, dear boy of my face", I thought this is what a woman! Like a little sayings nets

  5、听《鲁冰花》:夜夜想起妈妈的话,闪闪的泪光鲁冰花——听成:爷爷想起妈妈的话,闪闪的泪光鲁冰花——不由得~~~​5, listen to the "beautiful": every night I thought of my mother's words, the glittering tears lupine -- listen to become: Grandpa, I thought of my mother's words, the glittering tears lupine -- can't help ~ ~ ~ I

  我一直都也是这么认为的,别的歌词也听不太懂,还以为这是一首叙事的歌,妈妈要吩咐爷爷办什么事情呢……​I always think so, other lyrics also don't understand, thought this is a lyric song,mother to do what it told grandpa...... I

  6、电视上做减肥广告,手托在腰上,一摇一摆的走出来,说了一句“想减肥,为什么不用索芙特?”我听成了“想减肥,为什么不用手扶着?”心想,光用手扶着怎么就能减肥?​6, doing TV advertisement reducing weight, hand on the waist, a swing out,saying "want to lose weight, why don't you answer?" I heard "want to lose weight,why don't you hand?" thought, with hands on the how light can I lose weight?

  7、还是小时候,唐老鸭“啊噢,演出开始了”听成:“啊噢,野猪拉屎了!​7, or small time, Donald Duck, "uh oh, the show began" listen to become: "Oh Oh,wild boar shit head!

  8、同事听张信哲的《爱如潮水》,困惑地问我:“为什么他要唱‘答应我你从此不在深夜里排队’(徘徊)?”​8, colleagues to listen to Jeff Chang's "love such as the tide", asked me: "whyconfusion, he would sing 'promise me you then do not line up in the middle of the night' (wandering) you?"

  9、第一次听童安格的《耶丽亚女郎》,吃了一惊,听成:“野驴呀,神秘野驴呀~~~~~~”​9, the first time to listen to Angus Tung's "Elia girl", ate a surprised, listen to become: "donkey ah, mysterious wild ass ah ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~" we

  10、《听妈妈讲那过去的事情》:我们坐在高高的谷堆旁边~~~​听成:成我们坐在高高的骨堆旁边~~脑海里浮现出白骨成堆的情景,汗!​10, "listen to the mother to say that a thing of the past": we sat in the high valleynext to piles of ~ ~ ~ I listen to become: as we sit on the high bone next to piles of~ ~ come to mind bone piles of scene, I sweat!

  11、 听《难忘今宵情》:再见,再见,相会在太平间………其实是相会在彩屏前。​11, listen to the "unforgettable tonight feeling:" goodbye, goodbye, meet in the morgue......... Is actually meet in front of screen. I

  12、以前我有好一段日子听萧亚轩《爱的主打歌》“我在唱什么什么都觉得,原来原来你是我的主打歌。”时,对这个“主打歌”我一直误认作是“朱大哥”或者“猪大哥”,还奇怪这个歌词到底要说啥?​12, I used to have a good period of time to listen to Elva Hsiao "love" the title song "I sing in what feel, the original you are my song." When I have beenmistaken, for this "hit song" as is "Zhu" or "pig", but also strange to say what exactly the lyrics you?

  13、陈奕迅的《十年》,其中一句词是这样的"成千上万个门口,总有一个人要先走",我每次都听成“从街上吻到门口,总有一个人要先走”。​13, Eason Chan's "ten years", in which a word is a door of tens of thousands ofsuch ", there is always someone to go first", every time I hear "from the street kissto the door, there is always someone to go first". I

  14、周杰伦《七里香》其中有一句“雨下整夜”我总听成“你瞎了眼”。​14, Jay Chou "seven incense" one word "rain all night," I always listen to become "are you blind". I

  15、 孙燕姿 《神奇》那首里面有句“我们俩穿着布纱……” 我怎么听都是“我们俩穿着裤衩……”​15, Stefanie Sun "magic", the first sentence of "we both inside a yarn......" How do I hear are "both of us wearing underpants......" I

  16、周杰伦的《爱在西元前》,“凝视我的那画面”我怎么听都是:你是我的那碗面!​16, Jay Chou's "love in the BC", "gazing at my picture" how do I listen to are: are you wanting it to me! I

  17、高胜美的《千年等一回》中“西湖的水,我的泪”有人听成“媳妇的水,我的泪”,我听成:“洗衣服的水,我的泪”,唉!​17, Sammi Kao's "millennium and so on West Lake back" "water, my tears" someone listening to become "the daughter-in-law of water, my tears, I listen tobecome:" the water wash clothes, my tears ", alas! I

  18、陶晶莹的《姐姐妹妹站起来》里面的“那就等着沦陷吧”真的容易听成“那就等着轮J吧” ~~~~~~~汗死!!​18, Momoco Tao's "sister station" inside "that just waiting to subjugate it" really easy listening into "just wait and wheel J". Khan died you!!

  19、当年澳门回归时流行的《澳门之歌》第一句:“你可知macao,不是我真姓”,一直以为是:“一块芝麻糕,不吃我真行!”​19, when the return of the Macao when the popular "Macao song" the first sentence: "you know Macao is not my real name", always thought was: "a sesame cake, don't eat my really good friend!"

  20、最近听超女张含韵的《酸酸甜甜就是我》,听成“……就是真的我,每一天的欲望都非常新鲜”……吓了一大跳,这个小女生意识真大胆啊!!!后来多听到几次,原来是“每一天对于我都非常新鲜”​20, recently heard of super girl Zhang Hanyun "sour and sweet is I", hear"...... Is that really me, every day desires are very fresh"...... Shocked, the little girl consciousness really bold!!! Was heard several times, the original is "every day for me is very fresh" time

  21、学习雷峰,好榜样。。。。。立场坚定豆子香。。。 为什么立场坚定了豆子也就香了呢?因为豆子也是爱国的吧,我一直是这样理解的。21, learning from Lei Feng, a good example..... Stand firm beans incense... Why a firm stand the beans will sweet? Because they are patriotic, I always is so understanding.

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